beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water
trillgamesh:


it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

me: im so tired i should sleep
you: so go to sleep!
me: listen up fuckass

rhydonmyhardon:

savingbucky:

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

exhibit a

image

exhibit b

image

exhibit s

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho