coachellaspooky:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

coachellaspooky:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

stability:

put my dick in between your lips it’s a metaphor

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night


y’all fvcked with the wrong bitch

y’all fvcked with the wrong bitch

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

showmethewaytohome:

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