yet another unrealistic standard for women
put my dick in between your lips it’s a metaphor
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”
hooligan fruit causing trouble at night
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged